Duo poked his head around the vehicle, "Oh yeah." He walked over, leaning in to wave at Noin. "To be honest with you, I'm kinda hoping this turns out all Cosmic Horror on us, but really I think this might turn out to be a rather dull Survival Horror." Duo clapped Wufei on the shoulder. "Sorry, dude. I'll tell Sally you loved her."
Wufei rolled his eyes hard.
Noin was bemused. "Was that English?"
"Look, just don't ask." Wufei replied, frustration in his voice as he moved to squat near Heero. "I don't know what he means either."
There was a long sigh from Heero. His hands hovered over the keyboard for a moment. His voice was monotone as he began explaining. "Duo has hopes that something larger than humanity crushes us uncaringly as it continues on its way, but he suspects that actually we will end up in a dark abandoned place, most likely a forest or a factory, trying to survive an unknown foe while simultaneously being picked off one by one. He expressed his sympathy to you because statistically speaking in most western survival horror movies; the most noticeable minority will die first." Heero paused and frowned. He closed his eyes for a moment, as if arguing with himself, and then opened his mouth. He raised his voice, "Statistically speaking, Quatre has more chances of surviving than you in your typical Survival Horror Movie."
"I concede, he's got Final Girl all over him!" Duo shouted back from the rear of their truck. "But Quatre's too good for this sinful earth! I'm just Fashionably Scarred and I'm Genre Savvy, admittedly that places me into the Killed Mid-Sentence, but as long as I try not to make any speeches, I should be fine."
"There’s something wrong with Happiness. Duo doesn’t know what, and he’s determined to find out. The rest of the Gundam Pilots tag along to make sure he doesn’t get himself killed." Howard's protégé has vanished during an expedition, and Duo volunteers to find out what happened to her despite it being an obvious trap. Quatre agrees to go along because he's not doing well after his breakup with Trowa, and the other three pilots are there to make sure that everyone survives. And Une just wants to keep the world from burning down if her most infamous Preventers are bored or left on their own too much. She's even got protocols in place to prevent that.
My notes: Humor and cosmic horror, blended in about equal proportions, slipping dangerously close to crack but being entertaining enough to not matter, before getting down to the business of actual horror. Wufei's met his match with the author's favourite OC, but that's okay, because Riko rocks.