"I've come to put in for the card," Une said breezily, ignoring the puzzled look on Sally's face and waving her purse as if that explained everything. "Do you have it? Or have I missed it?"
She was greeted with a room full of blank expressions and a long silence. Trowa glanced at Heero, who shrugged; Sally looked at Trowa and got a mystified head shake in response, before all three turned bemused faces to Une.
"For Chang and Maxwell?" she prompted, eyebrows raised. "For their wedding?"
Trowa choked on his mouthful of coffee, and the biro Heero was using snapped with a plastic 'crunch', and a hasty scrabble to mop up the sudden spill of blue ink. The expressions that Une was looking at went from mystified to bamboozled, and she had distinct impression of a bowl of ornamental goldfish goggling at her. It felt like even Heero's chilli plant was gawping from its spot on the windowsill, although that may have been due to the pair of large googly-eye stickers that adorned the pot, courtesy of Duo Maxwell.
"What wedding?" Trowa croaked weakly, voice a little raspy from unexpected coffee inhalation.
Author: GoodIdeaAtTheTime (5x2) (4x1,3xS) 48k across three fics
Wufei's colony create a daughter in-vitro out of sperm and eggs left by he and Meiran, and Duo suggests they get married so that he can get custody of his daughter. But sometimes fake marriages become much more real than intended...
Such Little Things: Duo returns from holiday to find Wufei missing and the others none the wiser as to why he won't speak to them. Determined to find out why, Duo shamelessly ignores personal boundaries, and finds a situation none of them could have predicted, but which he is determined to help with no matter how difficult it makes things for him.
Schoolyard Blues: A new teacher starts at the local town school, hoping for an easy year after moving from the big city. Unfortunately, she wasn't prepared for the child of two men who don't understand kids at all...
Smells Like Teen Spirit: Liangyu is now fifteen, and has two years left of high school. The growing pains are not even close to over, though, but everyone tries very hard.
My notes: This is a post-war, slice-of-life two-men-and-a-baby series. It's a fluffy and angsty curtain-fic, and I'm okay with that.